Ran by myself today. I tried out a couple of new things tonight.

1. Running as fast as I can. Turns out I can only sustain that for a 1/4 mile.
2. Running after taking a shot of whiskey two hours beforehand.

Turns out that one (or both) of these things lead to a very poor exercise regimen. I couldn’t even run 1/2 a mile afterwards. Called it quits when my shoelace untied for the third time. Oh what a night.